I love to have a beer with Duncan
I love to have a beer with Jenepher
We drink in moderation
Raise one’s glass to the curator
We drink at Monash University Museum of Art
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Duncan
‘cos Jenepher’s me mate

I love to have a beer with Delany
I love to have a beer with Max
We drink in moderation
Administrating space for tomorrow’s hacks
We drink at Gertrude Contemporary Art Spaces
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Delany
‘cos Max’s me mate

I love to have a beer with Melissa
I love to have a beer with Chiu
We drink in moderation
To Benjamin Genocchio’s review
We drink at Gallery 4A
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Melissa
‘cos Melissa’s me mate

I love to have a beer with Jason
I love to have a beer with Smith
We drink in moderation
Props up careers with self-serving myths
We drink at the National Gallery of Victoria
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Jason
‘cos Jason’s me mate

I love to have a beer with Tunnicliffe
I love to have a beer with Wayne
We drink in moderation
On a Mardis Gras float with a glass of champagne
We drink at the Art Gallery of New South Wales
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Tunnicliffe
‘cos Wayne’s me mate

I love to have a beer with Bala
I love to have a beer with Starr
We drink in moderation
Sniffed paint from Mattys Gerber’s jar
We drink at the Ian Potter Museum of Art
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Bala
‘cos Bala’s me mate

I love to have a beer with Engberg
I love to have a beer with Juliana
We drink in moderation
Australia’s Cultural Vasco da Gama
We drink at the Australian Centre for Contemporary Art
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Engberg
‘cos Juliana’s me mate

I love to have a beer with Victoria
I love to have a beer with Lynn
We drink to modernism
She’s Elwyn Lynn’s next of kin
We drink at the Australian Centre for the Moving Image
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Victoria
‘cos Lynn’s me mate

I love to have a beer with Duncan
I love to have a beer with Jenepher
We drink in moderation
Raise one’s glass to the curator
We drink at Monash University Museum of Art
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Duncan
‘cos Jenepher’s me mate

I love to have a beer with Mcauliffe
‘cos Chris’s me mate
I love to have a beer with Stuart
‘cos Koop’s me mate
I love to have a beer with Cramer
‘cos suE’s me mate
I love to have a beer with Jenepher
‘cos Duncan’s me mate